Disturbed...

Ladies and Gentlemen, sometimes bad things happen which are beyond our control. It is important that when these things happen, we must all stick together. We must pray for the shaken soul of Robbie Elliot who has accepted a one-month deal at S*nderland. Questions must be asked of why he is so desperate to play for them, that he would sign a deal that ends outside the transfer window. Let us all hope that he doesn't do enough to secure an extension, for then he may released from their grotesque, devilish meat hooks.