Can't defend, won't defend.

All hell is breaking loose at Newcastle United! Not only has Shay Given told of problems behind close doors, but Stephen Harper has dramatically signed a new two year deal to keep him at the club until 2009.

All good news, but its not quite as interesting as all that. The problem being the defence, which is being sorted out behind closed doors according to Shay. Lets just hope we don't get too cocky over in Tallinn and end up being sawn apart by Argentina at Upton Park on Sunday, I'm pretty sure they won't cry for us.

Winning at West Ham (perhaps a laughable thought after Saturday) would make me use a very loud yet positive set of expletives that resemble how I would imagine a cup triumph. That's how desperate I am.

Is Relegation on the cards? Yes, but those cards are at the bottom of the pile. We are on the up.